So of course when the No Diner family moved into the house, it was haunted. As various members explored their new home (which had one bedroom and one bathroom) Victoria played tag with one ghost. She later complained that it smelled bad.
The family funds were drained in order to make the one big bedroom into two smaller ones, with a total of three ugly beds. The bathroom was split in half to make two smaller ones. Almost immediately Samantha made waffles and everyone gorged themselves. A ghost-buster showed up and charged a lot of money to suck all the ghosts and their graves into a vacuum. Samantha and Matt spent the evening calling the ghost-buster, rather than deal with the family.
That night was a battle for the beds: With three beds, a couch and a bench it was certain three people wouldn't get sleep that night. Since Ben picked up a job as an office bitch (Business), Rachel got a job as a decoy (Criminal) and Kye became a snitch for the police (Law Enforcement), it was expected they would get beds. Unfortunately Rachel and Victoria took the beds meant for Kye and Ben, who went after the couch and the bench to find Matt and Will sleeping there.
Sleep deprived, Kye, Sarah and Ben just stood in the bathroom. Eventually Sarah started telling off Kye about nothing, and then Ben snuck up behind Kye and scared him shitless. Then Ben fell asleep standing up. Kye continued his night showing off his favorite wrench to anyone he could find, even waking up Matt for the occasion:
Matt, once up, let Ben take the couch. Then Matt did what he would do at least once a day for the following week: Stare at the toilet for no reason.
Once everyone woke up the next morning for work and school, they went outside to find Kye had collapsed walking to the car. Also, Rachel chose to wear a dress to her job as a decoy for the mafia:
As the unemployed stayed at home, they started picking up hobbies. Samantha made more waffles and put them in the fridge to be consumed later. Then Victoria was found in the bathroom, skipping school to do this:
Once everyone got home they once again ate all the waffles. Samantha also went to a nearby restaurant to get a job as a kitchen bitch (Culinary). With everyone's first day of pay, three more beds were purchased, bringing the total of sleeping spaces to eight. With the proper number of spaces, everyone slept okay, except Rachel, who got up in the middle of the night to weed the garden in a bathing suit:
Everyone woke up and had waffles together, even though Ben apparently slept in a tuxedo. Kye sat and read a book for fun and Matt got a job as an organ donor (Medical). A computer was purchased and as soon as Ben saw it, he spent five hours on it. When Victoria got home from actually attending school, Matt helped her do her homework:
Kye also worked on fixing everything in the house, gaining skill in handiness. Matt watched Kye angrily while he fixed the bathtub, as Matt needed to use the bathroom. Regardless of the second free bathroom mere feet away, Matt peed himself.
Will and Sarah finally got jobs, Will becoming a band bitch (Music) and Sarah becoming an army bitch (Military). A guitar was also purchased for the house, so that in the middle of the night when everyone had a place to sleep but Will, he could be groggy and play the guitar to his hearts content. That night, as everyone slept, Rachel got the munchies and there were no more waffles. She attempted to make mac and cheese, although it resulted in a disasterous night that only pictures could tell:
The hero of the night was Ben, who was the only one calm enough to use the extinguisher. Also half the kitchen was destroyed. Once everyone went back to sleep, a bad placement of a new bed caused Matt to be stuck, forcing him to pee himself once again:
Matt, who was both dirty from pee and really tired, was then trapped in an infinite loop of misery until work the next day: His piss funk would wake him up, but he'd be so tired that he wouldn't be able to make it to the shower, thus he'd fall back asleep again. Rinse and repeat.
Over the next four days everyone settled into a routine, with Matt pissing himself only one more time. Kye set fire to the kitchen during one night, but everyone knew what to do this time and it was out in minutes. Kye and Ben switched their occupations, with Ben becoming the snitch (Law Enforcement) and Kye becoming a political bitch (Politics). Samantha soared in cooking, gaining the first promotion in the house and baking for various community events. Sarah's ability to yell at people got her a raise and a promotion, as well as Ben going from serving coffee to having a shitty desk job. Samantha cooks a meal each night before going to bed so that the idiots with midnight munchies would stop torching the house. Rachel also picked up yet another strange hobby:
The income of the house is being saved up for a major house renovation giving everyone their own bedroom. Problems in the house are now only reduced to walking space, a lack of things to do for fun and Mess Hall Sarah's incredible pit funk:
So now it is up to you, real life people, if you want to make any commands before they move forward.
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