The Sims Experiment 1: The Second Week

So the second weeks of the lives of the No Diner family was begun with a house renovation: With all the money from their successful jobs they got a second floor!

All the members of the family soared upwards in their careers, even with Rachel's arrest her mafia boss chose to promote her:

It also came time to have everyone grow up! Victoria was first, so she got the first birthday party. A cake was bought and many people came over. Unfortunately Ben blew out the candles instead, jumping ahead in age instead of Victoria, who had to blow out candles on a second cake to everyone thinking about Kye:

Soon enough it was time for everyone to celebrate. The resulting number of cakes and party guests left a mess that cost $200 to clean up. Alternatively the guy who cleaned up everything was cute and Samantha got along with him famously.

The only person who never celebrated was Kye, who was at work. So that night he snuck into Ben's room to celebrate his adulthood like so:

Then what happened was a collective mid-life crisis: With only a handful of time between now and old age, who would carry on their legacies? The house was at full capacity, so no one could have children. The only option was for people to leave the house for good reasons, in order to make room in the legacy household.

The first attempt was sarah, whose interest in cook Molly French was nothing but unrequited. The next attempt was between Ben and his co-worker Hank, who was straight. Then Samantha was given a shot with Grady Elfman, the cute cleaning guy from the birthday party. Unfortunately when he wasn't in his cleaning gear, he appeared as he was: Really old. So Samantha still tried for it, but he died that very same day of old age right in front of her. Everyone came out to console her but Victoria, who was busy eating.

From then on there would be a gravestone that said, "Grady Elfman: Samantha hugged him and he died of old age." In a similar vein, Matt published two successful books: A fiction peice called "Once Upon a Plane Ticket" and a non-fiction hit called "Tits or GTFO" Ben ended up ordering and reading both.

The major development, of course, was that of Will, who got a call from a co-worker we didn't know he was very close to. He invited Zelda Mae over and began flirting with her immediately. She described him as irresistible, so thus he had hit the jackpot:

He went on to woo her the rest of the day, even though every member of the household also felt attracted to her and tried to cockblock Will. Nonetheless he was successful at getting her into a bed specially purchased for the occasion:

With that, we had good reason for Will to go out on his own, but he wasn't going alone. Sarah would go with him, as she has a crush on Zelda. They will now enjoy their own dramatic adventures together, leaving us with six members of the household to breed weirdly.